Xtina the Prostitution Whore |
I'm not really a Prostitution Whore. I just think Teresa Giudice is a really great role model. |
Vincent van Bro
oh my god i just accidentally found my friend’s mom’s facebook and i really wanted to stalk her but i didnt because that would be weird but i did guess which picture would be her profile picture and then i caved in and looked AND I WAS RIGHT ABOUT HER PROFILE PICTURE seriosly what the actual fuck is wrong with me someone please help me please
| teacher: | so, have you been talking to your single friend? |
| me: | no, i'm pretty sure he hates me now... |
| teacher: | well that's good! |
| me: | what? |
| teacher: | if he hates you, the only way to go is up! it's a great way to start a relationship! |
| shoulders: | Michael Jackson circa 1980 |
| stomach: | Michael Jackson circa 2008 |
(Source: theprinceandtheservant, via timelordofbakerstreet)
(via mani-salado)
this me & muh riggas. luh my team.
ovengod asked: You're a rower? You must be a fantastic person :D It's a given.
yeah crew oar die!!! rowers are the best!
(Source: theleo69, via nofucking-url)
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